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Name: | Graham Mattison |
Date of Birth: | Unknown | |
Nick Name: | Stats | |
Marital Status: | Doubtful | |
Hometown: | New Canaan, Connecticut | |
Occupation: | Feng Shui Master | |
How Long were you in BKK: | 4 years | |
Plan to return: | Possible | |
Position: | Forward | |
Shoots: | Right | |
Favorite NHL Team: | Philadelphia Flyers | |
Team Status: | Alumnus | |
Favorite Player and Why: | Dave Brown (formerly #21 of the Flyers and not the beloved Dave Brown of the FF [though he is a non-NHL favorite]). Best fighter of all-time. | |
Most Hated Celebrity and Why: | Rosie O’Donnell- A fat lying, pinko-commie, hypocrite, etc. | |
Dream Woman: | Anna Kournikouva (sic) | |
Best Habit: | Being Graham Mattison | |
Worst Habit: | Being Graham Mattison (and the Flyers) | |
Favorite Movie: | Caddyshack | |
Top 3 CD’s of all Time: | ||
Bangkok Pet Peeve: | Tuk-Tuks | |
Home Pet Peeve: | Having to listen to hockey writers and commentators complain that defensive hockey is boring | |
Favorite Drink: | Beer | |
Favorite Shooter: | Tequila (or Grappa) | |
Favorite Bar or Restaurant in BKK | Shenanigans….and G-Spot for the underwater shower show | |
Future Ambitions: | Buy the New York Rangers and shut the franchise….they represent everything that is wrong with the game of hockey. | |
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