|Date of Birth:||February 28, 1966|
|How Long in BKK so far:||4 months|
|Plan to leave:||November 2004|
|Favorite NHL Team:||Toronto Maple Leafs|
|Favorite Player and Why:||Mario Lemeiux. When healthy, (cancer, limp back, bad attitude early in his career) he was simply the greatest offensive player ever. Period.|
|Most Hated Celebrity and Why:||Justin Timberlake.
Do I really need to tell you why?
|Dream Woman:||Penelope Cruz|
|Favorite Movie:||Godfather Part One|
|Top 3 CD’s of all Time:||London Calling (The Clash), Achtung Baby (U2), Born to Run (Bruce Sringsteen)|
|Bangkok Pet Peeve:||Dodgy-looking foreigners with far too much fat, far too ugly tattoos and far too little clothing.|
|Home Pet Peeve:||Canadian smugness|
|Favorite Shooter:||Rarely down ‘em, except when I have the urge for an orgasm|
|Favorite Bar or Restaurant in BKK||I dunno yet, maybe Brown Sugar|
|Future Ambitions:||To be as smug as a bug in a rug in a house on the east or west coast of Canada|