Name: Graham Mattison
Date of Birth: Unknown
Nick Name: Stats
Marital Status: Doubtful
Hometown: New Canaan, Connecticut
Occupation: Feng Shui Master
How Long were you in BKK: 4 years
Plan to return: Possible
Position: Forward
Shoots: Right
Favorite NHL Team: Philadelphia Flyers
Team Status: Alumnus
Favorite Player and Why: Dave Brown (formerly #21 of the Flyers and not the beloved Dave Brown of the FF [though he is a non-NHL favorite]). Best fighter of all-time.
Most Hated Celebrity and Why: Rosie O’Donnell- A fat lying, pinko-commie, hypocrite, etc.
Dream Woman: Anna Kournikouva (sic)
Best Habit: Being Graham Mattison
Worst Habit: Being Graham Mattison (and the Flyers)
Favorite Movie: Caddyshack
Top 3 CD’s of all Time:  
Bangkok Pet Peeve: Tuk-Tuks
Home Pet Peeve: Having to listen to hockey writers and commentators complain that defensive hockey is boring
Favorite Drink: Beer
Favorite Shooter: Tequila (or Grappa)
Favorite Bar or Restaurant in BKK Shenanigans….and G-Spot for the underwater shower show
Future Ambitions: Buy the New York Rangers and shut the franchise….they represent everything that is wrong with the game of hockey.